Hello all,
A lot has happend since i last posted. Let that be emotionally,physically and my geographic location.
I've been up to Maine and further up to Montreal and now i'm back to NYC. An wow the USA and Quebec Canada are a tale of two VERY different places. Even a skin-minny like me felt comfortable with my masculinity in Montreal.
I have a little story about a party we went to in Maine:
A misty evening envelops our Nissan and allows for 2 meters of sight around us. Piloted by a phone wielding, cigerette smoking, alcohol drinking 19 year old princess. Think Ms Hilton minus the dollars. We pull up to the house through the stone gate. The cars parked, or monster trucks, tower 3 feet higher than my 5'6". Hmm my stomach goes. Ok ok...open mind, open mind! They are just people no problems.
We all embark down the hill to the barn. Rusted tools, wooden floors and AC/DC blasting from a 80's bronco. The people. Male. Muscle dogs. Budwiser beer. Baseball caps. Their Boston Celtics had just won the national basketball. Alcoholic intoxication was a must.
The second person i introduce myself says indearingly "Ohy yorah fram Austrayah?"
Quizzically i reply "yeh."
With a jelly roll of the drunk hand he bitch slaps me and drawls "Welcarm to Armerica."
Now i know why i love Americans.
Funily enough all Americans i tell this story to say: "Remember thats not what all American's are like. Don't leave telling people thats its."
It seems USA citizens are worried about their international perception.
Catch ya. Max
Knitting Hats... it's that kind of weather!
9 years ago

3 comments:
see if only you had stayed for the off-roading portion of the evening... but you're right, that kid was an ass.
-Rachel
Hey you...im not 19 im 20, lol. and im not sure if they paris hilton comments was all negative, or if u find that to be an endearing quality about me. I hope that later of the two.
howdy, the qualities were dramatized for the story1
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